When people found out that I’m atheist; they seem to be shocked by my disbelief. Religious people have hard time understanding that their religion applies only to them, and that they can’t shove it down everyone’s throat. Here are my answers to some silly questions
A: I don’t hate god in fact I can’t hate something that doesn’t exist; it’s like hating the tooth fairy or Santa Claus. I simply don’t feel the need to believe in a magic father in the sky. It doesn’t matter which religion you follow as god is god in any religion and every single one of them portrays him as a sadistic tyrant that people worship out of ignorance and disbelief.
- Q: Then do you worship Satan?
A: “Hail Satan, “sacrifices a goat”. No, sorry to burst your bubble, but I don’t believe in him either. Wait, are you one of “satan blamers” you know the people who blame satan for all the bad things in this world. Then in this case, you have to admit that satan is more powerful than your god, or your god would intervene to stop him.
- Q: What happened to you that was so bad that you quit believing in god?
A: Well, you don’t need trauma to have a common sense. I no longer believe because there is no evidence, religion for me is nothing but a con.
- Q: So you don’t believe in any religion?
A: Why are you asking this question; don’t you know the definition of an atheist. Next Christmas, I will buy you a Merriam Webster’s dictionary, it would be more useful than your bible. Religions are crutch for weak minded people to latch onto because they can’t even tie their shoes without messing it up so they need “god” to tell to do everything. Religion is the simplest answer for primitives whose minds couldn’t fathom the possibility of an endless universe.
- Q: Aren’t you afraid of going to hell?
A: Hell isn’t a real place. If believing in some invisible man in the sky is keeping tabs on my every moment in order to harshly judge me after death then thank you but NO, I would rather rot in hell and enjoy my life while I’m alive. When to think about it, hell is not a bad place after all, no dull moment in it: You can get a free tan, throw a big party with atheists’ celebrities and rock stars, and engage in interesting conversations with atheists’ philosophers
- If humans evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Oh no, not the ape question! Seriously, aren’t you people tired of asking over and over the same question that only shows your lack to really grasp what evolution really is? This is a very old question that has been answered many times, and it either falls on deaf ears or is beyond the understanding of the listener; that’s why I stopped answering this question.
Now, take a look at the world do you see a lot of miracles happening? Do you see god’s will being brought through? Do you see god’s infamous mind control? If there was god, there’d be no murder, no hate, no bigotry, no racism, etc… There is no god. There’s just the sky, outer space, the sun, and our useless asses.